If you know who this is… you know who this is. Joshua Block. The man, the myth, the walking contradiction. Captain of the Nicotine Navy. Somewhere between blackout and philosopher. This tee captures the exact moment he said, “Trust me bro, I’ve been through worse,” and hit a cig like it was holy communion.

He’s 3 beers deep at 2 p.m., still giving out unsolicited advice that somehow makes sense. Probably owes you $40. Might have crashed on your couch. Will definitely outsmoke your uncle. A true American anti-hero.

This shirt isn’t just a fit — it’s a personality test.

Product features
- Shoulder tape stabilizes back and prevents stretching.
- Seamless design reduces fabric waste and enhances aesthetics.
- Ribbed collar retains shape and adds elasticity.
- Medium weight fabric is durable and ideal for printing.
- Ethically sourced cotton ensures quality and sustainability.

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat